Well, Episode 73 was released to the general public a couple days ago, and now that I'm done slacking off I have the transcript ready. I also have the spanish ready, including a slight shuffling of the navbar at the top to make room for it. If Lopez is in more than 2 more episodes, I'm going to have to find a way to redesign that bar. I also fixed an error with the episode 57 Spanish that was preventing it from being rated or commented on.

Also, since I'm here, I have a theory as to why Tucker is sick, and I'm going to go on record with it right now: he's carrying the alien's child. My theory is that Tucker is pregnant. ...or he's been staring at meatspin for hours on end like Jason does.


Finally, it's been brought to my attention that the navigation menu on the left is not IE7-friendly. It seems the text fails to display properly in the beta version of the browser. Something similar happens on the Settings page with the section titles.

This is not a problem with the site, it is a rendering bug in the IE7 beta, and I have already contacted Microsoft about it. On the other hand, I now have a foolproof way to stop IE7 from viewing my sites...

Well, Red vs Blue episode 73 has been delayed because Matt Hullum, who with Burnie does about 70% of all voices on the show, had lost his voice and is now recovering it. Not to deny you some new content, there is a new poll up: Who is your favourite inanimate object in Red vs Blue?

The favourite blue team member poll closed significantly more lop-sided than favourite red team member, with Caboose pulling in almost 50% of all 75 votes. In an unexpected turn, Tex was the least popular character, behind the Teleporter in 5th place and Simmons in 4th.

As soon as episode 73 is released to the public, the transcript will soon follow. In the meantime, wish Matt's voice a happy return from its vacation.

Well, just a few hours ago episode 11 of the Strangerhood was released to the non-paying public, so it seems reasonable to have the transcript up. In fact, it's right here. Who knows, there may even be an episode of Red vs Blue coming out soon too!

In other news, I found and corrected a mistake in the SH episode 3 transcript, where Wade goes on about the fish under the rest of the conversation.

Well, the results are in from the favourite member of the Red Team. It turns out that Donut is exactly as popular as a slanted piece of cement. Dan would be so proud!

Since I've already asked who the favourite member of the Red Team is, it seems only fair to also ask who your favourite member of the Blue Team is. As such, I've set up a new poll. Guess what it's about...

The episode was publicly released a few hours ago, and now its transcript is ready. Also, look for something ridiculously cool in the next few weeks.

First of all, thank you for your patience over the last couple weeks, especially with the bug squishing on the front page. It's all working perfectly now, and nothing will ever again go wrong, ever.

The transcript for Strangerhood episode 10: Devil May Care is up in the Strangerhood Transcript area. In completely unrelated news, you may now find Blood Gulch Blues - Bloody Mix in the Trocadero Download section of the Red vs Blue site. The file for this download came directly from Nico himself, so you know it's genuine.

And finally, after about 90% of you said you definitely thought Lopez was coming back (for one reason or another), especially after Vic's descendant and Wyoming made appearances in episode 71, I've replaced that poll with a brand new generic poll: Who is your favourite character from the Red team? View the poll and make your vote heard! All you Canadians can take it as a warmup for Monday.

It took a while, but the transcripts for the New Years PSA and Episode 71 are now available in the Red vs Blue Transcript area. I hate falling behind, it makes me feel bad.

I also fixed a bug that prevented this news item from appearing immediately, but in fixing it I've discovered another bug to fix. Yay?

Oh, and you may see some craziness on the news page for a while... sorry.

Well, the recent poll over which Rooster Teeth series would receive the first video of 2006 was answered earlier tonight when Burnie uploaded episode 71 of Red vs Blue. There was a New Years episode at the end of 2005 in there too somewhere, and the transcript is ...somewhere. I wrote it and then I lost it, and I've been too busy to find or rewrite it.

In a small effort to make up for my lack of transcript updates, I've added the new poll to the site: How long until Simmons snaps and kills everyone? ...or something to that effect. I have a better one, but I can't put it up until episode 71 is released to the general public.

This morning the 1000th unique IP hit came to the Strangerhood part of this site, meaning all 4 subdomains now have at least 1000 unique hits. The total unique hits is getting up around 10,000 too, so another site milestone will soon be reached, and after only 6 weeks of operation. It's very exciting for the site. I'm taking it out for cake later today.



As you can see, some users don't even venture anywhere other than the Rooster Teeth main area of the website. For those who do, though, there are twice as many who visit the Red vs Blue area as there are who visit the Strangerhood and PANICS parts combined. I guess we all know which is their flagship show...

That's right, episode 70 was released on roosterteeth.com about an hour and a half ago, and now the transcript's up. I'm so good to you.

I've also closed the most recent poll, since the answer is contained in episode 70, so a speculation poll seems silly. I've replaced it with a new Red vs Blue poll: Will We See Lopez Again? The poll for why Griggs killed Nikki is still open too, you can access it through the View Polls button on the left.

Finally, look for new PANICS content by the end of the week!