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March 11, 2006 - Playing Catch-up
After almost three weeks of being sick, I finally had time to catch up on missing content. The following transcripts have been added to the site tonight:
The Spanish for episode 74 is also up in the Spanish section. The episode 74 transcript honestly took almost twice as long as the other 3 combined just because of the Spanish ...and the immense length. Seriously, it's 6:41. Who does that?

I also found a way to correct a small display error that's been bugging me for months relating to the spacing between Lopez's lines and his captions in the transcripts. So the site is up to date again. Just in time for episode 75.
2006-03-11 2:52AM · Comments (0)
Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue, The Strangerhood
February 14, 2006 - Happy Valentines Day!
Sucks to be single today, doesn't it? In order to help ease your pain, I've added a new poll to break up the monotony of "who's your favourite" polls, and that poll is "What's wrong with Tucker?" Not in the general sense, in the episode 73 sense. I've also fixed a typo in the PANICS section of the site. First one to find it wins!
2006-02-14 2:01AM · Comments (3)
Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue, PANICS
February 12, 2006 - Episode 73 updates
Well, Episode 73 was released to the general public a couple days ago, and now that I'm done slacking off I have the transcript ready. I also have the spanish ready, including a slight shuffling of the navbar at the top to make room for it. If Lopez is in more than 2 more episodes, I'm going to have to find a way to redesign that bar. I also fixed an error with the episode 57 Spanish that was preventing it from being rated or commented on.

Also, since I'm here, I have a theory as to why Tucker is sick, and I'm going to go on record with it right now: he's carrying the alien's child. My theory is that Tucker is pregnant. ...or he's been staring at meatspin for hours on end like Jason does.

Finally, it's been brought to my attention that the navigation menu on the left is not IE7-friendly. It seems the text fails to display properly in the beta version of the browser. Something similar happens on the Settings page with the section titles.

This is not a problem with the site, it is a rendering bug in the IE7 beta, and I have already contacted Microsoft about it. On the other hand, I now have a foolproof way to stop IE7 from viewing my sites...
2006-02-12 3:51AM · Comments (6)
Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue
February 7, 2006 - Episode 73 delayed...
Well, Red vs Blue episode 73 has been delayed because Matt Hullum, who with Burnie does about 70% of all voices on the show, had lost his voice and is now recovering it. Not to deny you some new content, there is a new poll up: Who is your favourite inanimate object in Red vs Blue?

The favourite blue team member poll closed significantly more lop-sided than favourite red team member, with Caboose pulling in almost 50% of all 75 votes. In an unexpected turn, Tex was the least popular character, behind the Teleporter in 5th place and Simmons in 4th.

As soon as episode 73 is released to the public, the transcript will soon follow. In the meantime, wish Matt's voice a happy return from its vacation.
2006-02-7 4:44AM · Comments (3)
Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue
February 2, 2006 - Strangerhood Episode 11 Transcript
Well, just a few hours ago episode 11 of the Strangerhood was released to the non-paying public, so it seems reasonable to have the transcript up. In fact, it's right here. Who knows, there may even be an episode of Red vs Blue coming out soon too!

In other news, I found and corrected a mistake in the SH episode 3 transcript, where Wade goes on about the fish under the rest of the conversation.
2006-02-2 8:46PM · Comments (1)
Rooster Teeth Productions, The Strangerhood
January 29, 2006 - New Poll
Well, the results are in from the favourite member of the Red Team. It turns out that Donut is exactly as popular as a slanted piece of cement. Dan would be so proud!

Since I've already asked who the favourite member of the Red Team is, it seems only fair to also ask who your favourite member of the Blue Team is. As such, I've set up a new poll. Guess what it's about...
2006-01-29 3:19PM · Comments (3)
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January 23, 2006 - Episode 72 transcript
The episode was publicly released a few hours ago, and now its transcript is ready. Also, look for something ridiculously cool in the next few weeks.
2006-01-23 10:45PM · Comments (4)
Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue
January 22, 2006 - All kinds of site updates
First of all, thank you for your patience over the last couple weeks, especially with the bug squishing on the front page. It's all working perfectly now, and nothing will ever again go wrong, ever.

The transcript for Strangerhood episode 10: Devil May Care is up in the Strangerhood Transcript area. In completely unrelated news, you may now find Blood Gulch Blues - Bloody Mix in the Trocadero Download section of the Red vs Blue site. The file for this download came directly from Nico himself, so you know it's genuine.

And finally, after about 90% of you said you definitely thought Lopez was coming back (for one reason or another), especially after Vic's descendant and Wyoming made appearances in episode 71, I've replaced that poll with a brand new generic poll: Who is your favourite character from the Red team? View the poll and make your vote heard! All you Canadians can take it as a warmup for Monday.
2006-01-22 1:01AM · Comments (2)
Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue, The Strangerhood
January 18, 2006 - Two new transcripts
It took a while, but the transcripts for the New Years PSA and Episode 71 are now available in the Red vs Blue Transcript area. I hate falling behind, it makes me feel bad.

I also fixed a bug that prevented this news item from appearing immediately, but in fixing it I've discovered another bug to fix. Yay?

Oh, and you may see some craziness on the news page for a while... sorry.
2006-01-18 3:00AM · Comments (5)
Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue
January 12, 2006 - First video of 2006
Well, the recent poll over which Rooster Teeth series would receive the first video of 2006 was answered earlier tonight when Burnie uploaded episode 71 of Red vs Blue. There was a New Years episode at the end of 2005 in there too somewhere, and the transcript is ...somewhere. I wrote it and then I lost it, and I've been too busy to find or rewrite it.

In a small effort to make up for my lack of transcript updates, I've added the new poll to the site: How long until Simmons snaps and kills everyone? ...or something to that effect. I have a better one, but I can't put it up until episode 71 is released to the general public.
2006-01-12 2:30AM · Comments (3)
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Comments (1-5 of 15)
#1: Dr_Indigo said at 2010-07-8 3:16PM:

And that was a well kept promise.
#2: sami said at 2013-06-15 5:03AM:

season 11 please <3
#3: Roxas said at 2013-07-8 12:34AM:

Hi there ! Can you do the MIA and The Wall transcript ?
Excuse me for bad english. :(
#4: Enrique said at 2014-01-21 7:16AM:

3 years.

#5: Big Mac said at 2014-07-15 3:04PM:

Look, I could finish the transcripts for what's left of Season 11 plus what's been done for Season 12 the problem is whoever runs this site isn't active here or on

I found his profile on and he hadn't been on in like 4 months. If anyone has admin privileges please send me an email asking about Season 11 transcripts. Otherwise, a lot of people are missing out.

Big Macintosh, a.k.a. Big Mac

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