Character Bios - Red vs Blue
He talks a big game, but just about everyone knows he's all talk and no play, despite the fact he may or may not be black. As the Gulch's resident swinger wanna-be, he spends a lot of his time thinking about girls, and jacking off behind his rock. He's actually really fixated on them, it's pretty much all he ever thinks about.
Of course, he's been pursuing women for quite some time now. In fact, he was so focused on women all through high school that he actually failed grade 9 math twice. He neve wanted a steady relationship though, just someone he could maybe run in to once in a while (bow chicka bow wow).
Actually, compared to most people, he's kind of a wussy. He's hesitant to do anything he's even remotely unsure of, and doesn't like taking risks at all. He's also very apt at jumping to conclusions, without stopping to think about how unlikely they actually are to have occured.
He's also not the brightest bulb in the garden. He fails to grasp such simple concepts as the number of days in a week, or the probable impossibility of time travel. He's also really bad at coming up with good come-backs, though he is working on it.
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Don't wanna be too picky, but...
Thanks for the background!
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