Character Bios - Red vs Blue
Dexter Grif was a child of privilege. He came from a rather wealthy family, and never really had to worry about anything until he decided to join the military. He never found acceptance in school, due to his family's wealth, so he spent his time focusing on his schoolwork, becoming surprisingly well educated and eventually attending Harvard University. He also gained such a good grasp of sarcasm that it actually goes over other people's heads sometimes. Despite his overall intelligence, he has very little worldly knowledge.
He also never ever took care of his body. Having the childhood advantages he did, he spent all his spare time playing video games naked in a bean bag chair eating cheetos. He took up smoking at an early age, and never picked up anything resembling a workout schedule. As a result, he's really out of shape, barely able to run a few hundred feet.
Grif's kind of a rebel though. He has a tattoo on the back of his neck from the comic book Blade, and somehow he got really in to skateboarding and doing tricks. People have tried to figure out when he started skateboarding, but it will likely end up being a mystery for all time. Odds are he did it so he could get around using only one leg, to continue being lazy. He also spent an inordinate amount of time learning how to drive very well, taking several defensive driving classes. He eventually got really in to science fiction, and joined the military because it looked like things he'd seen on T.V.
Of course, he also entered the Military to escape from his private disappointment in his life. When he was still young, his Mother ran away from her life of wealth and privilege to join the circus as the bearded fat lady, forcing him to take care of his little sister. He also always had a self-image problem, which was only accentuated by his poor body care.
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This disappointed Grif.
Grif is now a Sgt.
I think Grif is from Hawaii.
Grif is from Hawaii
He's not lazy
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