Character Bios - Red vs Blue
He's the red team's rookie. He grew up in Iowa, and led a very simple life before joining the marines. When he was born, his parents had high hopes for his future, even naming him after a former President of the United States of America: Franklin Delano Roosevelt. They must have figured Mexico was going to invade, and insisted he take 4 years of Spanish lessons in high school as well.
While at High School he always excelled at everything he did, and his classmates unanimously voted him "Most Likely To Be Fabulous" based on his consistently superior performance. Realising the irony of his classmates choosing the word "fabulous" to describe his future, he spent his spare time writing irresponsibly gay Harry Potter fan fiction, to see what would happen. Somehow, nobody got the joke.
When he first came to Blood Gulch, he had no idea what he was in for, but he was ready for it none the less. He thought he was there to fight aliens, when in fact it was all to face down a bunch of blue guys. Still, no matter why he was there, he was set on doing the best job he could, to make his parents proud.
He came to the Gulch fresh out of military school. He still had the standard issue red armor and everything. He even had a pretty good head on his shoulders. He was also an absolute chauvinist, believing firmly that men are superior to women. For some reason he figured learning Spanish would aid him in his chauvinistic goals which is why he let his parents talk him in to taking it. It wasn't uncommon to find him flexing while practicing conjugating verbs. The pinnacle of manliness that he was, he came to the military with high hopes...
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