Character Bios - Red vs Blue
Grif's Sister, like Grif, grew up in a wealthy family. While Dexter got the brains, she got the looks and athletic ability, as well as all of the adventuristic nature. Gifted with ridiculous amounts of flexibility and an impressive chest, her only physical defect was being born colour-blind.
Not wanting to let a single physical shortcoming hold her back, it didn't take her long at all to start experimenting sexually. By the time she reached Grade 11 she'd failed 4 grades, had 5 abortions, joined the cheerleading squad 3 times as a quick way to score Morphine and Meth, and been kicked off of the cheerleading squad 3 times for cheering for the wrong team.
It didn't help her cause any that when she was but little her Mother ran away to the circus to be the bearded fat lady, and with her Dad always away on business it fell to her older brother to take care of her. The only problem with that arrangement was that Dexter was incredibly lazy and didn't really do much to try to stop her from experimenting with drugs or people, and her bad habits soon spiralled out of control.
By the time she finally graduated high school she'd gotten up to 7 abortions, slept with dozens of guys and dozens of girls, learned a new ping pong ball trick, and accidentally overdosed on Aspirin twice. She'd found the rave scene by the time she turned 19, and unsurprisingly has had to get rid of more sexually transmitted diseases than most people even know exist.
In an effort to stop her decline to the disease of crackwhoreism, her Dad finally sent her to join the military to follow in her brother's footsteps. Quickly growing bored of training after only a few short minutes, she found out a ship was going to a secluded outpost with no parental supervision and slept with all seventeen people she needed to (one of whom gave her something itchy) in order to be the only person on board the ship. Somehow, it just happened to be going to where her brother was stationed.
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maby crazy but who gives a sht
Yeah... Wait, what?!
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