Character Bios - Red vs Blue
Jimmy was born in a small town in Louisiana. He was raised Christian, and has always held to his proper southern virtues and Christian morals. When he heard of the coming war between the Spartans and the Covenant, Jimmy did what he felt was right: he enlisted.
His girlfriend was not exactly pleased about his choice in this matter. She would have preferred Jimmy stay home, not putting himself in mortal danger in front of almost certain death. But Jimmy was set on his course, and not even the naked body of his girlfriend could sway him. Now, you might say "If he holds true to Christian values, why was he seeing his girlfriend naked?" That's a good question, but I'm trying to tell a story here. Just go with it.
After enlisting, Jimmy quickly finished his Spartan training and found himself stationed on Sidewinder. He got very close to one of his fellow soldiers, a Private named Church, who was also from the south and was named after a place Jimmy used to go every Sunday.
Jimmy and Church became fast friends, talking about all sorts of things. It turned out Church had a girlfriend back on Earth too, so they had something they could relate to in each other. Unfortunately, just as they were in a meaningful, heartfelt conversation about their distant girlfriends, Church's beau showed up and started murdering the squadron wearing invisible armor.
Poor Jimmy was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Jimmy's skull right out of his head and beat him to death with it. Somehow Church escaped the massacre, and he would later report Jimmy's last words to be "This doesn't seem physically possible!" Not physically possible indeed, Jimmy. Rest in peace, good buddy.
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Tee hee hee
lol killed with his own skull
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