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Character Bios - Red vs Blue

Red Vs Blue's Teleporter
Name:The Blue Teleporter
Wavy, Plasmic Green
Current Status:Waiting

Perhaps the most overlooked member of the blue team, the Teleporter is also one of the most vital characters in all of Blood Gulch.  It was assembled in the Spartan Factories on Earth, and transported to Blood Gulch later in the same month.

Unfortunately, one of the people wiring the hardware of the teleporter was fired halfway through the construction period.  This would not normally have been so bad, except the surprise of being fired led the engineer in question to accidentally miswire one of its circuits.  This led the teleporter to be highly susceptable to outside electrical signals.

It just so happens that the experimental A.I. procedures involving Tex and O'Malley were going on mere meters from the teleporter.  Some of the dynamic and intelligent code was accidentally transmitted through the air, where it was received by the miswired circuits of the teleporter.

The blue team's teleporter is now so much more than a mere teleporter.  In fact, it has spent so much time shuffling the blues from place to place that it's really quite tired of the repetitive task.  In an effort to stop the blues from taking any further advantage of it, the teleporter has taken to attacking them on the way through.

In its efforts, the teleporter has started overheating anything that passes through it.  Heated to a high enough temperature, all Spartan armor will char black and smoke.  Of course, the added benefit of this for the teleporter is that it also causes an immense amount of pain to anybody passing through it.  It even suspended Tucker in the nether of nothingness for quite a spell.  There is only one time the teleporter didn't do anything to someone, and that was when Church and Tucker went to New York... that's punishment enough.


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Comments (1-7 of 7)
#1: CrazyForSW said at 2005-11-12 9:56PM:


I persoanally wouldn't consider the teleporter a member of the blue team... But, I love your creativity and depth.
#2: ecjulien said at 2005-11-28 10:46PM:

The Blue Transporter?

Okay, this has to be the funniest thing I've read today. Considering I've been studying chemistry I dont' have much to compare it to. ;)

#3: trumpeteer said at 2006-05-31 6:50PM:


#4: IxxMercxxI said at 2006-12-22 10:14AM:


Well, if the teleporter will cause imense pain to anyone, doesnt that make it teamless?
#5: JabariTana said at 2007-02-21 7:17PM:


The Teleporter is a team member now?
#6: cobooserox29 said at 2009-12-9 7:31PM:


such a sad story....
#7: EPICGAMING said at 2013-03-21 6:41PM:


But what about the red teleporter? That's only been used once!!! Use it more!

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