Q: What's with this site?
A: I decided it would be fun to put up a bunch of stuff about Rooster Teeth and their shows.
Q: Do you work for Rooster Teeth?
Q: What the hell?
A: I know.
Q: No really, what the hell?
A: Oh. I'm just a really devoted fan.
Q: The site used to look kind of goofy, what happened?
A: Well, since it was looking kind of goofy, I redesigned it. And that was after I'd already redesigned it once before, and removed a bunch of content from it.
Q: You redesigned the site?
A: You are so very perceptive. And twice.
Q: That's cool, can I read transcripts of the Sponsors-Only videos here?
A: Yes, because my sole purpose in life to show you what you're not supposed to see.
Q: Are you making fun of me?
A: You catch on quick.
Q: Okay, okay. So where do you get your information from?
A: Most of it comes from my own creative mind. ...I have a lot of free time.
Q: Do you want a hug?
A: Do you want me to cut you?
Q: Okay, okay. Can I help?
A: Absolutely. If you know something about Rooster Teeth that I don't have on this site, email me and let me know what it is and I'll take it from there.
Q: What's up with all those obviously misplaced commas in the transcripts?
A: What makes my transcripts unique is that they capture the inflections and pacing of how the characters say their lines.
A: That's how they say it in the show, so that's how I wrote it.
Q: In your Red vs Blue episode 39 transcript you misspelled Reveille, whatupwitdat?
A: Please use real words.
Q: Okay, why did you misspell Reveille in Red vs Blue episodes 39 and 40?
A: I try to write my scripts as they're heard in the show. Most people would pronounce that Re-vay-el, so I wrote it as Revelee.
Q: I found some other error in one of your scripts, can I tell you that you suck?
A: By all means. Send me an email with the error and what your correction is, and I'll see how much you suck.
Q: Are you going to turn the episodes in to mp3s and host them?
A: At the moment, no. They'd end up being about 800mb, and that would murder my ISP who in turn would murder me, because he knows where I live. His name is Matt.
Q: Do you speak Spanish?
A: Nope, I bribed a friend with cookies and used his Spanish skills.
Q: What, like mind control?
A: Now that's just ridiculous.
Q: I'm just saying...
A: I really wish you wouldn't. Anything else?
Q: ...Does this look infected to you?
A: I think we're done here.
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